Background Checks for the Tooth Fairy?

Nick Fishman

It’s about time someone decided to check out this mythical creature we’ve all let into our houses for some time.  See The Spoof: Tooth Fairy Suspended Pending Police Checks.

The Tooth Fairy has been sneaking into homes for years.  Sure, she leaves surprises for kids who have lost their teeth, but what else is she doing while she’s at your home?  Remember the necklace that went missing weeks ago, the keys you just can’t find?  How do we know the tooth fairy hasn’t robbed all of us blind?  I smell a rat and it’s about time someone conducted a background check.

Other characters who should be screened before gaining access to your home:

  • Santa Claus
  • The Bogeyman
  • Elijah (for our Jewish readers)
  • “The Pool Guy” (couldn’t resist, thought that might be funny?)

Back to your Monday!

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Nick Fishman

Nick Fishman is the co-founder of EmployeeScreenIQ, a leading, global employment background screening provider, and serves as the company’s executive vice president and chief marketing officer. He pioneered the creation of EmployeeScreen University, the #1 educational resource on employment background checks for human resources, security and risk management professionals. A recognized industry expert, Nick is a frequent author, presenter and contributor to the news media. Nick is also a licensed private investigator in the states of Ohio and Texas.
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