Background Checks for the Tooth Fairy?
September 15, 2008
It’s about time someone decided to check out this mythical creature we’ve all let into our houses for some time. See The Spoof: Tooth Fairy Suspended Pending Police Checks.
The Tooth Fairy has been sneaking into homes for years. Sure, she leaves surprises for kids who have lost their teeth, but what else is she doing while she’s at your home? Remember the necklace that went missing weeks ago, the keys you just can’t find? How do we know the tooth fairy hasn’t robbed all of us blind? I smell a rat and it’s about time someone conducted a background check.
Other characters who should be screened before gaining access to your home:
- Santa Claus
- The Bogeyman
- Elijah (for our Jewish readers)
- “The Pool Guy” (couldn’t resist, thought that might be funny?)
Back to your Monday!